June 2012
11 posts
That’s it. 3 years left. Just 3. I need to escape. Now.
You're so cute.
hiyahserena:
I mean like just not your looks are cute but your personality too. The things you say are cute. Your voice is so cute. Your smile is so cute. How you talk to me is so cute. I like talking to you. I really really like it. I like how I can call you in the middle of the night and talk till one of us falls asleep. Even though you can be really weird sometimes I still like that. I like...
me: closes wrong tab
me: *PTERODACTYL NOISE*
That feeling you get when the person you like...
phaiboon:
Instant butterflies.
HangLoose: Do you really think that going back to... →
sailaalayy:
I honestly dont know how to respond to your actions. I mean yeah you’re being friendly and all but every time you try being friendly, its something we use to do together as a couple. Memories rush into my head creating flashbacks and causing old feelings to come back. I dont know if i can deal…
It's hard to resist someone like you ...
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
May 2012
48 posts
joeycab:
somebody to love | MATT CAB
Jesus...
The only way some of you will ever be a part of “69” is on your battery percent.
I don’t like that other guy that you’re talking to …
I wish all these stupid feelings would go away.
I feel like no one wants me around anymore.
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
I think about you a lot.
I think about what you’re doing when were not texting. I think about what goes through your mind when you hear my name. I think about if you smile when you see my name come up on your phone. I think about if you see me as more than a friend. I think about you so much that it gives me butterflies just when I hear your name.
Finished watching Love of Siam. I’m like, crying right now. OMG. It was so touching.
I wonder if you miss me.
Probably not.
I don’t know why I fell for someone you, when I told myself not to.
I’m not a side thing. I’m a priority Don’t just talk to me when you get bored.
do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
"I get it. I'm not that important to you."
Here's a tip.
stevensweatshirt:
If they care about you, they’ll show it. So stop waiting for them to call or text you.
I wish I was important enough for someone.
They only tell you they like you back when they’re over you.
Anonymous asked: YOU'RE PERFECT.
omfgitstrisa:
MySpace is where the cool niggas be at!!111!11!1!!1
Anonymous asked: Why are all Kennys so perfect.
I be on MySpace.
LOLOLOL.
DEFINITIONS OF RUDE.
dictionary: Offensively impolite or ill-mannered, Referring to a taboo subject such as sex in a way considered improper and offensive.
tumblr: Not agreeing with someones opinions, standing up for yourself, being independent, being honest, being yourself, being outgoing, being humorous.
I would never treat my children like how my parents treat me.
Anonymous asked: As I read your blog, I feel like we have a lot of things in common hahah. I am bi too and now I see that I have someone else that's the same as me.
Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: are you making fun of me
I just lost 40 followers in one day :c Is it because I’m so perf? You couldn’t handle my perfection right.
I hate it when you have to attend something, and it gets in the way with your plans. Fucking ugh.
How to Flirt
smile
wink
use cheesy pick up lines
gently stroke cheek
slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
drag to car
Someday, I’ll find someone who will think I’m perfect enough for them. Someday…
I wish he was into me the way I’m into him …
I can't just be friends with you.